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  • 我已使出洪荒之力咋翻译?来看看标准答案吧! 16-09-11

      紧张激烈的里约奥运赛场上,中国游泳女队的傅园慧却凭借逗X之际的表情火爆全球,尤其是那句“我已经使出了洪荒之力”让人顿时失去了招架之力。 [align=center][img]http://97576.com/source/plugin/mini_joke/upimg/20160911/20160911103737_3641.jpg[/img][/align] [align=center][img]http://9...
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  • 在美国考驾照 16-03-26

    一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转。他不放心地问道:turnleft?监考官回答:right。于是他立刻向右转。很抱歉他只有下次再来。
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  • 这难道不好吗? Isn’t it wonderful? 13-08-11

    “What are you so happy about?”a woman asked the 98-year-old man.   “I broke a mirror,”he replied.   “But that means seven years of bad luck.”   “I know.”he said, beaming,“Isn’t it wonderful?”   这难道不好吗?   “你高兴什么?”一个女士问一个98岁的老人...
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  • 如果我是一个经理 if I Am a Manager 13-08-11

    One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.   All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.   “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.   一天课上,老师要...
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  • I want a nightmare 想做坏梦 13-08-11

    Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, “Mom, I had a dream last night that I‘d passed today’s exam.”“Don‘t trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite.”Mother replied.“Then I do hope I’ll fail the other su...
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  • 时间对猪有什么意义? Whats time to a pig? 13-08-11

    One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could e...
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  • 好孩子 A Good Boy 13-08-11

    Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered. “You are a good boy,”said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?” ...
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